It’s a joke only a Buddhist would get, which made its placement on the bumper of a pickup truck parked this morning at the Providence Zen Center in Cumberland, RI all the more perfect.
“Mahayana” is the term used by Buddhists from China, Korea, Vietnam, Japan, and Tibet to refer to their particular flavor of practice: the so-called “Great Vehicle.” Calling your own way of spiritual practice “great” is, well, great…except that referring to the “Great Vehicle” of Mahayana Buddhism automatically implies a so-called “Lesser Vehicle”: Hinayana, the pejorative name used by (of course) Mahayana Buddhists to refer to the Theravadan traditions of Thai, Burmese, Sri Lankan, Cambodian, and Laotian Buddhism.
You can get away with joking about Great Vehicles among the Korean-influenced Zen Buddhists at the Providence Zen Center: we all know that the “Great Vehicle” also refers to the Bodhisattva way, which does not discriminate between “greaters” and “lessers” in its endeavor to save all beings from suffering. From a Zen perspective, there is no “great” vehicle, only the One Vehicle that is This Present Moment. Whether you take a pickup truck, car, plane, train, or boat–and whether you’re Thai, Chinese, Cambodian, Japanese, or American–the One Way that’s the High Way is the very moment you’re currently in: no “vehicle” necessary. The moment you wake up and remember you’re Right Here, Now, you’ve already arrived.


Jul 21, 2008 at 11:49 am
I love it, a joke on a joke. Because where, after all, is the “other?”
Jul 21, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Exactly!
Jul 22, 2008 at 6:31 am
I didn’t realize that Buddhists had a pecking order like, say, Baptists.
Jul 22, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Human nature seems to tend toward pecking orders, so Buddhism is no different. Why should Buddhists be immune to the rest of humanity’s flaws and foibles?
Jul 22, 2008 at 4:51 pm
It’s only an order if you’re pecking. Just don’t peck.
Jul 23, 2008 at 6:07 am
Buddhists should be immune because of, well, Buddhism.
Om.
Jul 23, 2008 at 10:31 am
Nobody’s immune to anything, and “should” is the greatest plague of all. Karen pecked the nail right on its head.
Jul 24, 2008 at 2:46 pm
So there are no moral imperatives?
Jul 15, 2009 at 12:03 am
i know the guy who creates this bumpersticker! his name is marc israel. he’s a filmmaker. i’ve ordered them directly from him before. he’s got a myspace page for his films…