Being sucked dry by leeches isn't so bad.
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I’d stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom.


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Okay, I’m usually not big into these online quizzes, but I’m cranking on this damn diss chapter (“the chapter that refuses to die!”) and don’t have the time or energy for a “proper” entry. And my friend Kathleen at unsettled just posted HER results on this quiz along with her results on the book quiz. And my pride was so wounded by the fact that she got the book quiz from SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME that I had to find out what kind of gruesome death I’m destined for.

I used to go to a church camp with a severe leech problem: it’s actually the place where I taught myself how to meditate. I never got a leech, though, so maybe they’re all just waiting to attack at a more opportune moment. Guess I’ll have to look out (not that leeches are a huge problem in New Hampshire in February, of course).