Drink your karma away...

Forget about attaining the Zen of cleanliness or peace of mind in a gumball. If you’re too broke to buy good karma, apparently you can drink your bad karma away with a six-pack of Buddhist beer.

Show me your Zen

We’ve already discussed whether I boast enough Buddhism here on Hoarded Ordinaries. After last Saturday’s trip to Trader Joe’s, I’ve realized that not only does my blog need more Zen, so do my kitchen counters, stovetop, bathroom sink, and other nonporous surfaces. I’ve already learned that peace of mind can be bought from a gum-ball machine. Now I’m coming to realized that Enlightenment comes packaged in an easy-to-use squirt bottle.